What to Write in a Galentine’s Day Card: 100+ Messages to Celebrate Your Squad

From Leslie Knope-approved humor to tear-jerking tributes—find the perfect words for your BFFs.

1. Funny & Punny Messages

For the squad that laughs at inside jokes and brunch fails.

1. “You’re the Leslie to my Ann—minus the claymation obsession.” 
2. “Egg-cuse me while I toast to the best gals around.” 
3. “Galentine’s Day calories don’t count… right?” 
4. “Brunch without you is just sad toast. Cheers to waffles and chaos!” 
5. “Fries before guys, always.” 
6. “You’re the Beyoncé to my group chat.” 
7. “Let’s taco ‘bout how awesome you are!” 
8. “We’re the Golden Girls with better Wi-Fi.” 
9. “You’re my butter half.” 
10. “No drama, just endless carbs and memes.”

2. Heartfelt & Sentimental Notes

For the friends who’ve seen you through breakups and breakthrough moments.

1. “You’re the reason I laugh louder, cry less, and believe in magic.” 
2. “A good friend knows your stories; a best friend helped you live them.” 
3. “In a world full of temporary things, you’re my forever.”
4. “You’re my 4 a.m. call, my emergency contact, my soul sister.” 
5. “Our friendship isn’t perfect—it’s perfectly messy and real.” 
6. “You’re the sunshine that lights up my chaos.” 
7. “To the friend who’s half my therapist, half partner-in-crime: I adore you.” 
8. “We don’t just share secrets—we share lifetimes.” 
9. “You’re the human equivalent of a weighted blanket: safe, warm, and essential.”
10. “When God made best friends, He broke the mold after you.”

3. Empowering & Uplifting Wishes

Celebrate the women who make you unstoppable.

1. “Here’s to strong women: May we know them, be them, raise them.” 
2. “We’re not just friends—we’re a renewable source of power.” 
3. “Together, we’re a force stronger than vibranium. ” 
4. “You’re a rainbow-infused space unicorn. Never dim your sparkle.” 
5. “Girls run the world… and this brunch table. ” 
6. “You’re proof that ‘sisterhood’ is a verb.” 
7. “Our friendship isn’t a trend—it’s a legacy.”
8. “You’re the CEO of my heart’s boardroom. ”
9. “Behind every great woman is a squad texting ‘YAS QUEEN.’”
10. “We’re not just a squad; we’re a movement.”

4. Pop Culture & TV-Inspired Quotes

For Parks and Rec stans and binge-watchers.

1. “Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.” – Leslie Knope
2. “You’re a beautiful tropical fish. ” – Leslie Knope
3. “We’re the Thelma & Louise of brunch… minus the cliff.” 
4. “Like Ross and Rachel, but we were never on a break.” 
5. “You’re my person. No grey area about that.” – Grey’s Anatomy vibes
6. “We’re the Gilmore Girls of caffeine and chaos. ”
7. “Channeling our inner Leslie Knope: Strong, loyal, and extra AF.” 
8. “In the game of friendship, we always win. ” – Game of Thrones twist 
9. “You’re the Jim to my Pam. The waffle to my syrup.”
10. “Squad goals? More like squad achieved.”

5. Faith-Based & Spiritual Messages

For faith-centered sisterhoods.

1. “Iron sharpens iron, and so do you, my sister in Christ. ” 
2. “Thank you for being my Ruth in a world full of Naomi-sized challenges.” 
3. “God knew I needed a friend like you to walk this path with me. ” 
4. “Praying your Galentine’s Day is as bright as His love for us.”
5. “You’re proof that God answers prayers—sometimes with tacos and grace.”
6. “Through every season, your faith anchors mine. ” 
7. “Let’s keep lifting each other up in prayer and prosecco. ”
8. “Your friendship is a daily reminder of His grace.” 
9. “Sisters in Christ, partners in chaos. ”
10. “Blessed beyond measure to call you my Galentine.”