Galentine’s Day Party Ideas: 10 Themes Your Squad Will Obsess Over

1. Bad Tarot & Brutal Honesty Night

Keywords: Galentine’s tarot party, spiritual girls’ night

• Meme Tarot Readings: “Predict” each other’s love lives with absurd interpretations (“Your soulmate’s name starts with J… like Jeff Bezos’ bank account?”).
• Roast Roulette: Anonymously write harsh-but-loving dating advice, then read aloud (“Please delete Hinge. Sincerely, the Universe.”).
• Cocktail: Witch’s Heartbreak (vodka + pomegranate juice + edible glitter).

2. Feminist Book Club… But Make It Wine

Keywords: Galentine’s book club ideas, feminist party themes

• Read cringey excerpts from Men Are from Mars while reenacting “mansplaining” moments.
• Rewrite Rom-Coms: Give The Notebook a plot twist where Allie opens a B&B with her BFF.
• Snack: Equality Chocolates (“Made by men, repackaged by feminists”).

3. Trauma Bonding Trivia Night

Keywords: Funny Galentine’s games, friendship trivia

• “How Delulu Are You?” Quiz: “Would you stalk a crush’s LinkedIn… at 2 AM?”
• Ex Olympics: Award “Worst Date” (“He Venmo-requested $1.50 for coffee”) and “Dumbest Breakup Excuse” (“I’m allergic to Libras”).
• Prize: Therapy Fund gift card (“For your next situationship”).

4. Chaotic Crafternoon

Keywords: DIY Galentine’s crafts, messy art party

• Blindfolded Portraits: Swap masterpieces drawn with your non-dominant hand.
• Group Trauma Doodle: Paint a “Tinder Volcano Eruption” mural.
• Survival Kit: Wet wipes, glue guns, and “Pinterest vs. Reality” stickers.

5. Fake Prom Do-Over

Keywords: Galentine’s prom party, 90s nostalgia

• Wear thrifted taffeta dresses and crown a “Chaos Queen.”
• “What I Should’ve Said”: Rewrite cringe high school confessions (“I was into your brother”).
• Playlist: Embarrassing 2000s emo anthems (Hello, My Chemical Romance).

6. Savage Sisterhood Olympics

Keywords: Galentine’s party games, competitive girls’ night

• Events:
  • Ex Roast Speed Round: “Describe Karen’s Tinder date in 3 emojis.”
  • TikTok Dance-Off: Invent routines to Megan Thee Stallion—worst dancer wins.
  • Crush Forensics: Profile someone’s Spotify Wrapped (“Listens to Coldplay? Immediate ick.”).
• Medals: Chocolate coins + “I Survived Dating in My 30s” ribbons.

7. Boss Bitch Vision Board Night

Keywords: Galentine’s vision board party, career women events

• Collage your “CEO Era” dreams (cutouts: beach villas, clapback quotes).
• Confessional: Share workplace horror stories (“I used ChatGPT to write my resignation letter”).
• Drink: Corporate Queen Espresso Martini (with gold flakes, duh).

8. Anti-Valentine’s Roast

Keywords: Anti-Valentine’s party, Galentine’s comedy night

• AI Love Letters: Read ChatGPT-generated cringe (“Your eyes sparkle like crypto in 2021”).
• Rom-Com Rewrites: Turn Twilight into a thriller where Bella opens a vampire rehab.
• Dessert: “Heartbreak Pancakes” (burnt edges + “tears” maple syrup).

9. Wanderlust Potluck

Keywords: Travel-themed Galentine’s party, global girls’ night

• Bring dishes from your “dream destination” (Italy = frozen pizza).
• Backpacker BS Contest: “I traded eyeliner for camels in Morocco.”
• Vibe: Project Google Earth onto a wall and “travel” while eating.

10. Virtual PJ Party for Long-Distance BFFs

Keywords: Online Galentine’s ideas, virtual sleepover

• Zoom Background Battle: Winner gets a Starbucks e-gift card (suggested: AI-generated Ryan Gosling date).
• Live Doc Drama: Co-edit “Dating App Hall of Shame” in real-time.
• Care Package: Matching face masks + Netflix Party links.